kripke-is-my-king:

My boyfriend forgot his sleep pants so he’s wearing a pair of mine and he keeps getting annoyed that there’s no pockets

brassy:

when I was growing up my mom told me the ice cream truck only played music when it was out of ice cream

forsciencejohn:

“how’s the semester going?”

forsciencejohn:

“how’s the semester going?”

laughing-llama:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice